Drug Company Rag

By Charles Lawrence

 

Ya gotta love drug companies. They sell you something to cure your athlete's foot which gives you diarrhea. Then, they sell you something to cure your diarrhea, but gives you dandruff. Then, they sell you something to cure your dandruff, but makes you depressed. Then, they sell you something that cures your depression, but gives you athlete's foot, which makes you depressed again.